A little bit of an update

HELLO PEOPLES! Or Banak, for that matter.

Just a little life update for whenever I want to know what I was doing in college. Banak had a dream about forced in vitro fertilization and gamete donation from her family members. I think you can tell she's a biology major and lives at home.

Another dream Banak had...she had a dream about four nights ago that Hansel and Shrew were going to Hogwarts. The whole dream took place inside a stalker van and on a lawn outside a house. Hansel was a 'first year' and was talking to a girl named 'Maggie' or something similar. Hansel was muggle born and Shrew was from a wizarding family. 'Maggie' was telling Hansel the first year about Shrew, another 'first year' who had been there several years, and was very interested in muggle topics. Hansel, enamored already without even meeting Shrew, said he would explain muggle topics for him. In the wizarding world, the topics of modeling and 'noggles', or a type of sandwich, were taboo and not permitted. Professor McGonagall explains this to all first years, but Hansel can't reach Shrew. Banak vaguely remembers Shrew being in slytherin. Hansel wanted to explain that modeling and noggles were in fact not bad at all.


I think this dream was induced from years of Harry Potter, too much role play, a smosh video, and desire to eat food. But that's just me.

Now I myself have had a few dreams. However, I can't remember them at the moment. Let's update some boring things in my life.

I am a section 2 preceptor for MGMT 310A
I am going to London this summer to intern
I don't role play enough anymore
I am starting a Kaplan LSAT course
I am deciding when to take the GMAT
I have a team leader position in MGMT 442
I am doing a value proposition Honors project for Entrepreneurship
I am doing an Honors contract stats project for MGMT 444
I just took an ECON exam
I have to edit a business plan
I am participating in a Venture Trade Show where I skip all my classes by force
I am part of a Blue Chip social justice project
I am part of a Blue Chip community case competition
I went to an Eller Scholars recruitment dinner
Still blond
I WILL BE EATING FOOD SOON! <--this needs to go on the resume.
What does all this information have in common? You didn't care to read any of it. I don't blame you. I think my biggest accomplishments are:

Staying alive
Sleeping
Eating
Being blond
Managing to remain female
Sometimes not acting my gender
Walking in heels (this DOES conflict with the above comment)
RPing
Being the freaking coolest person on campus by wearing a business suit. YES. Just me. Not you.
Punching my sisters
Being horribly attractive
Not being vegetarian
Being a liberal prude
KEEPING BUSY (in my mind)
Using bullet points like there's no tomorrow
But there IS a tomorrow my friends. A very bright, yellow, and cheese smelling tomorrow. So there's a couple brewing in the RP, and we are all excited. Actually two couples are brewing. You know why this is amazing?!

THEY ARE BRINGING BACK D-MAN and R-BOMB! That's what we call Daxal and Rascal now. Or shall we say, David and Vincent.

No no.

Davie and Vinny.

Damn. You can't have 2 Vinnys.

Davie and Vin-Vin. That's code name for explosively cool.

It sounds like a 70's emo band, if such a thing could be possible.

BANAK! If you're reading this............
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Please let me know if you think this 'code naming' is a keeper.

Is it obvious that it's too late at night for me to be up? I'm a little bit overwhelmed by inane inspiration. What should Aunt Clarissa's club be called?

Cougars Anonymous?
Hunk Watchers?
Robespierre's Travesty? <---really wth just happened
Beyonce's Backup Dancers?
German <3?

I think Shrew has a right to be afraid. What would you do if your aunt did this? I would flee the country.

OH!




Jack should so write a song for Toby about their bromance. This is pre-domestication for Jack, I think. Toby is like the white grudge...okay that's messed up.

I get to eat food at Sweet Tomato's on thursday, and hopefully someplace else this Saturday. Should not be feeding myself, because you know if I come across a house made of sweets, I'm dead meat.

Josh and Erin both need a girl. Well, Josh more. AND...poor Tatts.

OH and a bit about Banak's life:

She has 44,000 hours of lab each week
She has a lab position where she's gaining credit for killing bees inhumanely (just kidding I love you) where she runs bees and learns about them. I learn LOADS from her...so I can't imagine what she's learning.
She has a contest with Jay, the other cool kid who runs bees.
She is taking an ochem class with the husband of one of my classmates
She has to put aside 8 hours each week to write a lab report
Her lab TA is frustrating
She is in an animal anatomy/physiology lab where she looks at beef hearts, cow heads, and other interesting scientific things that actually sound interesting
She is wisely going to take physics somewhere ELSE
Still brunette
Doesn't RP enough
She has 8 am classes and still lives <---WHHHHYYYYYY!?
She took 3 exams within 2 weeks.
She's finally in Vet-Sci, but med school is on the mind
Her dog eats plastic and his birthday just passed
She's planning to volunteer this summer/get a job
Just so everyone knows...........Banak is awesome. She manages to do these things. While I'm doing mainly business lame stuff, she's doing lab work for four hours or more. Wednesday is her only day off of lab! INSANITY peoples!

Alright I am off to my glorious bed. I may have an awkward lunch tomorrow. GRAD school is so so so SO fun! That's why our art is not going to be updated for a while (or it shouldn't be). Banak and I actually expect to pay for ourselves and live. Otherwise we'd be making art up in the mountains with a goat.

On further note...ADAM. LAMBERT. How DARE you put your damn music in my head!!!! GET YOUR VULGARITY OUT OF MY HEAD! Should I melt my brain with Miley Cyrus instead? Both unappealing options. He sang me through my ENTIRE Econ exam!

I swear this was my econ exam:

"If the marginal propensity to consume is 0.75, and there is a change in disposable income of ONCE I'M IN I OWN YOUR HEART 16 billion dollars, what is the effect on ONCE I'M IN I OWN YOUR HEART real GDP?

Alright Pronk let's think through this...OH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOT INTO? CAN YOU HANDLE WHAT I'M ABOUT TO---option a looks wrong, because there's no way the multiplier would be that high THERE'S NO WAY TO RING THE ALARM................how long has this been stuck in my head? CURSES!! CURSE YOU!"

Adam Lambert owes me for the therapy I have to go through because of this. Luckily Trapt is playing right now so I can finally have some hardcore music going.