Kiwi and Blueberries: February 2010

Friday, February 26, 2010

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Dansel Goes ALL OUT

I just love these two a little TOO much.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010

Maybe Shrew confronted his parents

I think this is what would happen

Sunday, February 21, 2010

PROFANE one more time kind of

Note to people drawing blond hair...it's hard. Don't do it.

Friday, February 19, 2010

HELLO PEOPLES! Or Banak, for that matter.

Just a little life update for whenever I want to know what I was doing in college. Banak had a dream about forced in vitro fertilization and gamete donation from her family members. I think you can tell she's a biology major and lives at home.

Another dream Banak had...she had a dream about four nights ago that Hansel and Shrew were going to Hogwarts. The whole dream took place inside a stalker van and on a lawn outside a house. Hansel was a 'first year' and was talking to a girl named 'Maggie' or something similar. Hansel was muggle born and Shrew was from a wizarding family. 'Maggie' was telling Hansel the first year about Shrew, another 'first year' who had been there several years, and was very interested in muggle topics. Hansel, enamored already without even meeting Shrew, said he would explain muggle topics for him. In the wizarding world, the topics of modeling and 'noggles', or a type of sandwich, were taboo and not permitted. Professor McGonagall explains this to all first years, but Hansel can't reach Shrew. Banak vaguely remembers Shrew being in slytherin. Hansel wanted to explain that modeling and noggles were in fact not bad at all.

I think this dream was induced from years of Harry Potter, too much role play, a smosh video, and desire to eat food. But that's just me.

Now I myself have had a few dreams. However, I can't remember them at the moment. Let's update some boring things in my life.

I am a section 2 preceptor for MGMT 310A
I am going to London this summer to intern
I don't role play enough anymore
I am starting a Kaplan LSAT course
I am deciding when to take the GMAT
I have a team leader position in MGMT 442
I am doing a value proposition Honors project for Entrepreneurship
I am doing an Honors contract stats project for MGMT 444
I just took an ECON exam
I have to edit a business plan
I am participating in a Venture Trade Show where I skip all my classes by force
I am part of a Blue Chip social justice project
I am part of a Blue Chip community case competition
I went to an Eller Scholars recruitment dinner
Still blond
I WILL BE EATING FOOD SOON! <--this needs to go on the resume.
What does all this information have in common? You didn't care to read any of it. I don't blame you. I think my biggest accomplishments are:

Staying alive
Sleeping
Eating
Being blond
Managing to remain female
Sometimes not acting my gender
Walking in heels (this DOES conflict with the above comment)
RPing
Being the freaking coolest person on campus by wearing a business suit. YES. Just me. Not you.
Punching my sisters
Being horribly attractive
Not being vegetarian
Being a liberal prude
KEEPING BUSY (in my mind)
Using bullet points like there's no tomorrow
But there IS a tomorrow my friends. A very bright, yellow, and cheese smelling tomorrow. So there's a couple brewing in the RP, and we are all excited. Actually two couples are brewing. You know why this is amazing?!

THEY ARE BRINGING BACK D-MAN and R-BOMB! That's what we call Daxal and Rascal now. Or shall we say, David and Vincent.

No no.

Davie and Vinny.

Damn. You can't have 2 Vinnys.

Davie and Vin-Vin. That's code name for explosively cool.

It sounds like a 70's emo band, if such a thing could be possible.

BANAK! If you're reading this............
....
......

Please let me know if you think this 'code naming' is a keeper.

Is it obvious that it's too late at night for me to be up? I'm a little bit overwhelmed by inane inspiration. What should Aunt Clarissa's club be called?

Cougars Anonymous?
Hunk Watchers?
Robespierre's Travesty? <---really wth just happened
Beyonce's Backup Dancers?
German <3?

I think Shrew has a right to be afraid. What would you do if your aunt did this? I would flee the country.

OH!

Jack should so write a song for Toby about their bromance. This is pre-domestication for Jack, I think. Toby is like the white grudge...okay that's messed up.

I get to eat food at Sweet Tomato's on thursday, and hopefully someplace else this Saturday. Should not be feeding myself, because you know if I come across a house made of sweets, I'm dead meat.

Josh and Erin both need a girl. Well, Josh more. AND...poor Tatts.

OH and a bit about Banak's life:

She has 44,000 hours of lab each week
She has a lab position where she's gaining credit for killing bees inhumanely (just kidding I love you) where she runs bees and learns about them. I learn LOADS from her...so I can't imagine what she's learning.
She has a contest with Jay, the other cool kid who runs bees.
She is taking an ochem class with the husband of one of my classmates
She has to put aside 8 hours each week to write a lab report
Her lab TA is frustrating
She is in an animal anatomy/physiology lab where she looks at beef hearts, cow heads, and other interesting scientific things that actually sound interesting
She is wisely going to take physics somewhere ELSE
Still brunette
Doesn't RP enough
She has 8 am classes and still lives <---WHHHHYYYYYY!?
She took 3 exams within 2 weeks.
She's finally in Vet-Sci, but med school is on the mind
Her dog eats plastic and his birthday just passed
She's planning to volunteer this summer/get a job
Just so everyone knows...........Banak is awesome. She manages to do these things. While I'm doing mainly business lame stuff, she's doing lab work for four hours or more. Wednesday is her only day off of lab! INSANITY peoples!

Alright I am off to my glorious bed. I may have an awkward lunch tomorrow. GRAD school is so so so SO fun! That's why our art is not going to be updated for a while (or it shouldn't be). Banak and I actually expect to pay for ourselves and live. Otherwise we'd be making art up in the mountains with a goat.

On further note...ADAM. LAMBERT. How DARE you put your damn music in my head!!!! GET YOUR VULGARITY OUT OF MY HEAD! Should I melt my brain with Miley Cyrus instead? Both unappealing options. He sang me through my ENTIRE Econ exam!

I swear this was my econ exam:

"If the marginal propensity to consume is 0.75, and there is a change in disposable income of ONCE I'M IN I OWN YOUR HEART 16 billion dollars, what is the effect on ONCE I'M IN I OWN YOUR HEART real GDP?

Alright Pronk let's think through this...OH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOT INTO? CAN YOU HANDLE WHAT I'M ABOUT TO---option a looks wrong, because there's no way the multiplier would be that high THERE'S NO WAY TO RING THE ALARM................how long has this been stuck in my head? CURSES!! CURSE YOU!"

Adam Lambert owes me for the therapy I have to go through because of this. Luckily Trapt is playing right now so I can finally have some hardcore music going.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

crazy eyes bold

Extended Bios

Name: David Rascal Kimimyoto

Hair: Black (Dyed different colors now)

Eyes: Dark brown

Birthday: TBD (Summer) 1989

Favorite Food: Strawberry jam on toast with cream cheese.

Height: 5'4''

Major/Career: Graphic Design

Rascal comes from a roughly equal heritage--Japanese on his father's side, French on his mother's. Rascal has always been small and shy, although his childhood was a little rougher than others due to his nyctophobia (irrational fear of the darkness). He was plagued by isolation and some rejection through his life because of his fears and shy nature. He doesn't eat much or socialize very often, which unfortunately resulted in him growing to only 5'4''. He has a lip piercing which he chews when he is nervous, and he works in Hot Topic with Daxal at the local teen-populated mall. He has known Jess since he was in Kindergarden, and they have become very inseparable (mostly because Jess doesn't lose track of her friends). Rascal has been going through therapy to calm his phobia, which has resulted in him becoming very sensitive and finding solace only in light. After living with his parents for quite some time, his friend Nate called for a change of pace, and they moved into Daxal's duplex. Now with Daxal as his landlord, Rascal has had some of his old insecurities and fears come back as the new situation unfolds crazy scenario after scenario for him. He hates Jack, unbeknownst to Jack, because Jack calls him 'fresh meat'. Rascal is majoring in graphic design at the local university and paints as a hobby. He has never dated anyone, but now Angelique is showing interest and he is faced with a completely new situation. WILL HE SURVIVE?!

Name: Angelique Adele Fournier

Age: 21

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Brown

Birthday: December 2, 1988

Favorite Food: Bouillabaisse, Fresh bread

Height: 5'11''

Major/Career: Modeling

The daughter of two well-established people, Angelique had a very nice and well rounded childhood. Her french father married her mother when he was very young and while he was on his travels across the world. Since both of her parents could afford it at the time, they took her to both their native countries in France and Switzerland often. Her father was always a bit dissatisfied with his career, and when she was about to turn 8, her parents divorced. Her father had fallen in love with another man who was rising in an industry which he had been interested in, and her parents realized that what they had wasn't working. Although it was painful for Angie at the time, she has been encouraged to love both her parents and to accept their choices since they both accepted it as well. Her father's significant other actually turned out to be a great connection for her choice of modeling career. Her mother has been dating on and off since then, but has been doing quite well. Both her parents support her and are on good terms, and she has high aspirations for her modeling career. She has unfortunately had bad taste in men, going mostly for muscles and looks, and getting cheated on several times. Her mother is best friends with Rascal's mother, but they have yet to find this out. She actually has become enamored with Rascal since he is small and sweet, very different from what she would usually go for. She just wants to settle down, MAN! Give her a chance!

Name: Tobias Vincent Grey

Age: 21 (And a drunk)

Hair: White (sexy)

Eyes: Light blue

Birthday: TBD 1988

Favorite Food: Bananas

Height: 5'11''

Major/Career: Currently fashion design, switch to pre-business

Toby was born a platinum blond boy who ended up getting a head of grey hair very young. His father is mostly to blame for this, but he wears it well by keeping it long. However, because of his almost too skinny frame, long hair, long facial features, and Fashion Design major at SCAD (Savannah College of Art and Design), he is often thought to be more interested in men than women. He has a younger sister named Piper, some persian cats, and can play the harp. Known for his formality, focus, and sense of wit, Toby is trying to get into an ambitious internship in the Fashion Design industry. He is very good friends with Izz since he used to live very close to her, and he gets along well with Jess. He always introduces himself by his full name and wears well-tailored, color (or lack of color) coordinated clothing, and is known to be neat, which doesn't help the rumors. Despite his small frame, he has a masculine voice, hands, and choice of roommate (just kidding). For some insane reason, he and Jack get along in a very nice bromance and are rooming together in a new house. Toby has become stuck between a very painful love triangle and is trying to squeeze out of it and focus on his life, but things are getting weird now that he knows Jack.

Name: Tyler Stryker Tanner

Age: 21

Hair: Brown-red

Eyes: Brown

Birthday: November 18, 1988

Height: 5'10''

Favorite Food: Lobster, Spaghetti, Steak, Apricots

Major/Career: [Mathematics? Science?]

Tyler has always been pretty good at math, a subject most students hated. This always gave him some popularity when it came to test time, but he began having trouble fitting in in Middle School. He tried the dating game for a bit, but it only made him feel more miserable and isolated. Luckily, he met a girl who felt much the same way and was good at math towards the end, and they hit off as friends. It was in High School that Tyler began noticing that he really liked Carrie but wouldn't want to date her when people pressured him, and he also noticed guys seemed a lot more attractive to him. In denial for a bit, he began noticing that he really was attracted to guys, especially in close-encounters or if they touched his hand and such. The only person he trusted to tell was Carrie, who brilliantly decided that they were both struggling with pressure to go out with someone, so they should pretend to go out. It worked pretty well for both of them at first, but it had been hard for Tyler to live with the lie, especially when they were expected to be affectionate. Carrie had a long-term crush on Ashley, a big guy who she knew was too good for her, and soon enough Tyler was attracted to him as well. He kept this a secret, and Carrie now began pressuring him to come out since they were, afterall, in college. Tyler was still struggling with himself and his preferences until he met Travis, who pulled it out of him completely. With no way to hid it anymore, Carrie, who disapproved of him being involved with someone who clearly had problems, forced him to come out to his parents by phone. They were accepting but slightly shocked, and now Tyler has a huge weight off of his chest, but he has a lot more problems to deal with. He has to sort out the rift between him and Carrie because of his first boyfriends' past, he has to figure out his boyfriends' past himself, and he had to be written with Travis right now!!!

Name: Travis Flint Skinner

Age: 24

Hair: Red-brown

Eyes: Blue

Birthday: TBD (Fall like the color of his hair) 1985

Favorite Food: He only eats takeout right now

Height: 6'0''?

Major/Career: Security guard

Travis, previously known as just "Skinner", has had a very painful and troubled past which still leaves some heavy ghosts in his life today. His mother left, and his father never really paid him much mind. Neglect led to worse than rebellion when he began to seek masochism as a form of pleasure since care was scarce or not available at all in his life. He's been framed very fully as the "bad guy" because of this serious issue and how heavily it ruled his adolescent and teen life. During his high school years, he participated in rebellious activities with a 'gang' of kids--one of whom was Tatts--involving some drugs, smoking after school, skipping class, taunting, and beatings. One of the members was a young freshman who was swept into these activities, resulting in him being kicked out by his school and family. Brandon has then since been helping his brother achieve the future that was ripped away from him, and he largely blames Travis for this. Travis at the time had fully enjoyed pain to the point of taunting others into hurting him, sometimes resulting in close-to-severe beatings just so he could bleed. He has been attracted to both genders, although he used to prefer a more violent or quick-to-anger date than someone who wouldn't give him any attention, even if it was abusive. There was one case where he made a flirtatious remark about Tatts' sister, and he ended up beaten so badly that he was hospitalized, breaking Tatts' nose in the process. Travis also had a professional scarification done on his upper back forming the word 'Pleasure'. After seven years of therapy, a new direction in life, and moving to another state, Travis still had remnants of his past haunt him. He would still date abusive people unknowingly, although now harshness and pain actually hurt. His scarification, a mistake he can never remove, has also been giving him haunting memories. Upon returning to his home city, which brought back enough bad memories in and of itself, he attempted to make amends with himself by getting another, smaller scarification--'Pain'--done on his lower back. The pain was too much to bear, showing the effects of his therapy, and he dropped the issue. He had been in the habit of dating men more often than women because men were more quick to anger, but now he realizes that his current boyfriend is straight and actually not interested in him at all. Just when things can't seem to get worse at a bar fight break-up between them after he confronts his boyfriend about purposeful bruises left on his arm, us girl authors hate seeing Travis suffer. SO he meets Tyler, who actually cares about how Travis feels about the fight, because he hates to see another guy be discriminated against for liking guys. Alas, love?